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define : produced, proceeding, or happening in a manner without aim; a selection process characterized by the equal probability of constituent variables; without pattern, purpose or method; haphazard
describe : a mix of this and that from there or elsewhere, or not

This is mostly a home for bits and pieces of whatever that I have produced for something or other. More detail might be given on a case by case basis. Or not. I don't care. Maybe.

On this page, the copyright of images marked with an asterisk is questionable since elements of the image utilize material not wholly by me, for example; ARFARFARF is a picture I found on the internet and then PhotoShopped, while Robot Destroys Earth is an altered photograph of a robot pencil sharpener I own and a NASA image of Earth, the latter of which would be Public Domain. Since these marked images are tricky and might not fall comfortably enough into Fair Use, I refrain from committing their ownership to me.

But don't steal this junk, anyway, just in case it is mine. Sorta. Maybe. Just get your own junk, alrigh?!

_The Young & The Moxious

ARFARFARF* - A puppy I found on the internets. I gave him a bonus eye.

Aubrianne - Destroyer of Worlds - A moderator on a forum I frequent.

Bubble Treasure Chest* - Bubble Treasure Chest. I want it.

fatties* - Kids fed on fast food and parentally-facilitated gluttony.

Fred Is Done* - Redd Foxx, Fred Sanford, letting you know that the Fred Is Done.

Gandhi* - Gandhi packs a lunch.

Blandfest 2k4 - the design that went on the shirts - they really need to come up with a snappier name for that event.

Groundhog - A frequent visitor to my backyard.

Halloweener - Lawdy, that's somethin' scurry!

Mr. Cabeza* - Makes children cry!

InB4Locke* - Oop - I posted before the thread got Locke.d

Jesus Is Bread* - Catholics know their stuff.

Jesus Christ, People* - One of those Happy Bunny things, tailored to Easter.

Jesus Told Me To Hate You* - Altered Moxie Soda label.

Nearly a Giraffe - So. Close.

O rly? #1* - Ya rly.

O rly? #2* - Srsly.

Kelly Says #1 - I never got to #2, because apparently Kelly and I stopped being friends.

Pluto Demoted* - August 24th, 2006 ... NEVER FORGET!

In three other exciting flavors! Planet Club Member*, Psh, "Intelligent Lifeforms"*, Back in My Day...*

POONBAG - Sara plays Scrabble.

Rellim Fish* - Photomanipulation of a picture of another user of a forum I frequent. And he's kind of a dick. A dick who loves to go FISHING.

They Live? O rly?* - Still from the movie They Live, but I changed the OBEY banner behind the alien.

UGH HOLE!* - Photomanipulation of ... horror.

Rollins + Me - I met Henry Rollins.

Rollins + Mnemonic - I get Henry Rollins to sign my Johnny Mnemonic DVD.

Safe Sex Chilli - Safe Sex sucks, I hear. Check the Hooters tent.

SAK* - The Swiss Army Knife

Puppet Show - Starring a Disco Bandit. Or parts of him, anyway.

Penguin Chat #3* - Yikes!

Wesley Willis Flier* - This is a flier from a Wesley Willis show, with the opening bands' names replaced with lyrics from a Wesley Willis Song. Guess which one!

Went Too Far - Rly* - Another O Rly? .. but this time featuring a guy that died like three hours later for smoking. I'm probably going to hell.

Dr. Strange, Gynecologist - Satire! "Dr. Strange" is a much better name for a gynecologist than a stupid superhero wizard magician, you know.

Jezzi VS Dinosaur - BIRTHDAY PARTY FUN TIME IS THE CORRECT OPPORTUNITY FOR FIGHT SAUROPOD!

Jezzi Dinosaur Party! - BIRTHDAY PARTY FUN TIME IS THE CORRECT OPPORTUNITY FOR CONSUME ALCOHOL WITH FRIENDLY HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR IN PARTY HAT!

COCKFLAVOREDSOUP* - ASK FOR IT BY NAME.

Antheraea polyphemus - This is the giant, 4"-wingspan moth I found on my window. When I pet its fuzzy back, it closed its wings around my finger like a BEAR TRAP and I made a scared monkey "Hoooooo!" sound.
Side view.

Lindsay Lohan Nude - SRSLY* - Lindsay Lohan nude! Naked! Omfg it is a naked nude Lindsay Lohan! Or does she spell it like "Lindsey"? Should I be saying "Lindsey Lohan nude! Naked! Omfg it is a naked nude Lindsey Lohan!" instead? No, I just checked, she spells it like "Lindsay" so it is Lindsay Lohan. Anyway, it's really just my face on a naked Lindsay Lohan nude body. HA HA HA, take that, Google Image Search!

Billy Mays!* - Billy Mays was sent from the future to YELL A LOT AT EVERYONE ALL THE TIME ORANGE GLO OXICLEAN!

Also Available in THESE Exciting Flavors!
Billy Mays needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
Basic psychology is among the subroutines programmed into Billy Mays.
Go with Billy Mays if you want to live.
Billy Mays is living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
Billy Mays calculates an 83% probability that Kaboom will clean your every stain.
Billy Mays counts down to Judgement Day.

idk itz not bcaon* - he dont kno itz not baconz.

idc itz not bcaon* - he fatty & dont care itz not baconz.

The Worst Best Slide in the World* - I cannot believe someone turned the Titanic disaster into an inflatable children's toy. Especially one that I want to play on.
Another Picture, Complete with Doomed Child*

Beelzebub's Harem - remastered album for your amusement, parodying the 50s era stylings of the Christian music scene.

Bat Wing Chow Mein - I still can't believe this didn't win the cooking contest.

Happy Cog - Brynn is now helping people; a happy cog in a happy machine. (Also she has hypomania.)