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.:nishi haiku
define : nishi - Japanese; translates roughly to "Western" or "West"
define : haiku - a poetic form originating in Japan composed of seventeen syllables in three unrhymed lines, arranged as five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables
describe : collected haiku form poems with a less traditional bend, with focus more on topics, oddity, wording, or description

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A Kiss
The grace of her hips
Invites a kiss to eclipse
Those softest of lips

so sweet
your saccharine smile
the splenda of your sweet words
aspar/tame my heart

espaņol #1
los dos muchachos
con los zappatos locos
las papas fritas

Logos #1
; +
! %
& ,

I'll See You in Hell
I will await you
within the horrid furnace
'til the End ends you.

Logos #2
/ @ *
I ? <3
§ \

Gravity
Safely on the ground
Sand in every pocket
Helps to hold me down

Delirium #1
Marmalade lather
Momma laid old Dan Rather
Marmot made madder.

Military Sniper
Somewhere, out of sight,
In position, he takes aim,
Makes peace with himself.

A Terrible Date
Her panty crickets
chirping during our dinner
and through the dessert.

Chicago
brown sky ruins dawn
pissing in a stagnant pond
choked by chunks of air

Damned Alliteration #1
Several small snails
slowly slide sideways, seeking
something supperly.

Gibberish #1
You are nudity!
For decent, obscure your skin.
Do with a clothing.

Borax + Sugar
Even lowly ants,
warm daylight animated,
enjoy good poison.

Delirium #2
Cool ketchup, warm fries,
Tell me when your mother dies?
We'll make hamburgers.

VAMPIRE
Die, Dracula, Die!
We've got no more blood to give
without cookies, juice.

I Am Your Boyfriend
I roll onto you
I tug away the blanket
Then resume snoring

Oh Lawd Pleeds Hepp Me
Oh, no - no Beano!
Reset my upset stomach
or I'm gonna blow!




.:bonus movie haiku
define : extra gift prize fortune! !
define : More of the same, with a movie scene theme. zomg bonus bonus!

Han Shot First
Under the table,
Preemptive strike; blaster aimed -
HAN: "I'll bet you have."

And the Last Crusade
A carpenter's cup
is made of wood, not of gold.
Knight: "He chose ... Poorly."

A Kind of Perspective Vortex
Best laid plans of mice...
I thought Deep Thought thought deep thoughts.
Where does it all end?

Film Critics
Dear Roger Ebert,
Table set for tea in Hell,
Gene Siskel awaits.



See how easy it is to write terrible Haiku? :D

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