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memory: an instant message from a recently-robbed friend
describe : This dude just can't catch a break sometimes. I was playing the Oregon Trail and was about to cannibalized him (since he had just gotten over dysentery) when he IMs me.
Unfortunate Friend: yo
Terrible Friend: TALK ME OUT OF EATING YOU IN OREGON TRAIL.
Unfortunate Friend: ok
Unfortunate Friend: I got robbed
Terrible Friend: At your apartment?
Unfortunate Friend: yep, came home and they took a fuck load of shit
Unfortunate Friend: kicked the door in
Terrible Friend: Son of a bitch.
Unfortunate Friend: laptop, 360, ps2, ps3, handgun, shotgun, shotgun I got when my grandfather died
Unfortunate Friend: like 60-80 dvd's
Unfortunate Friend: 30 or so games
Terrible Friend: Geezuss fucking Christ.
Unfortunate Friend: my fucking groceries I bought yesterday
Unfortunate Friend: my fozen chicken and hamburger
Unfortunate Friend: frozen*
Unfortunate Friend: my porn
Unfortunate Friend: they cleaned out my freezer...
Terrible Friend: You taking the day off to deal with this, I take it?
Unfortunate Friend: they used rubbermaid shit I had here when I moved in to steal it all
Unfortunate Friend: yeah
Unfortunate Friend: working on finding a new place
Unfortunate Friend: since this is the 4th break-in here in this cul-de-sac
Terrible Friend: You need to start hitting pawnshops and notifying the owners, particularly of your grandfather's shotgun.
Terrible Friend: Since that's going to be a distinctive item.
Unfortunate Friend: yeah I got the serial # from my 360 and my handgun
Unfortunate Friend: popo have that
Terrible Friend: Awesome, yeah.
Unfortunate Friend: made a big ass mess of the place too
Terrible Friend: And if you can think of any combination of DVDs that'd seem strange for a person to turn in at once at a pawnshop, figure that out, too.
Unfortunate Friend: clothes and shit everywhere
Unfortunate Friend: they left my desktop and 2 tv's
Terrible Friend: We still owe you some birthday present, so if there's anything you can think of needing in the near future, or just cash or whatever, lemme know.
Unfortunate Friend: ok
Terrible Friend: Sara just called.
Terrible Friend: Last night?
Unfortunate Friend: yep
Terrible Friend: The robbery?
Unfortunate Friend: well
Unfortunate Friend: during the day
Terrible Friend: Someone had to see that shit.
Unfortunate Friend: was all gone when I came home at 6:45
Unfortunate Friend: I figured so too
Terrible Friend: There's no way everyone's going to miss a bunch of people that don't belong there moving shit out of your place in Rubbermaid containers.
Unfortunate Friend: I've asked around
Unfortunate Friend: detective is going to be doing the same today
Terrible Friend: That'd mean they either did belong there, as in are neighbors, so no one thought of it, or somebody knows something.
Unfortunate Friend: the guy who fixed my door said he thinks it is someone in the apartments
Terrible Friend: That is some serious, serious ass.
Terrible Friend: I guess I won't eat you in Oregon Trail now.
Unfortunate Friend: heh
I am a terrible friend to put this up.
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