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In the Junk
The names of the guilty have been changed to protect them from freezer burn.
Thicksnakey: I wear my boxers backwards.
Grhimtaro: Isn't that uncomfortable?
Thicksnakey: Mainly because I buy cheap boxers and they have no buttons.
Tatzelwurm: Shutup, stop trying to steal my limelight.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: how did he take a piss?
Thicksnakey: No buttons equal more-Phil-showing-in-the-morning.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: anyone get pics?
Grhimtaro: Of his wang?
Thicksnakey: Thank god Jen didn't have a camera when I decided to wear that wig.
Thicksnakey: Heh.
Thicksnakey: You'd like that, wouldn't you Chris?
Thicksnakey: :P
Dassa Hyooj Bish: bwahah, he walked into that one
Grhimtaro: Oh yeth!
Totally Inappropriate: Getting pissed.
Thicksnakey: Rurr?
Totally Inappropriate: Heh.
Totally Inappropriate: HEhehehe.
Totally Inappropriate: Phil has Horse-Leaving-The-Barn-Boxers.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: damn, I just nearly choked
Thicksnakey: I sure do.
Totally Inappropriate: I just safety pin that sort.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: too friggin funny
Thicksnakey: Metal gets cold.
Totally Inappropriate: Loop it through my ;-)iehole.
Thicksnakey: Ew.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: um what if that pin pops open, Nevs?
Grhimtaro: Phil has a bionic wang
Totally Inappropriate: Then I get a Prince Albert for free!
Thicksnakey: He could always just split it.
Thicksnakey: You know, two for the price of one.
Totally Inappropriate: Those people that split their dicks are fucked in the head.
Thicksnakey: I've seen those pics. Uggh.
Lady Pants: My cousin has a PA
Lady Pants: And two children.
Lady Pants: So it doesn't screw with the pipes.
Totally Inappropriate: Lot of peoples' days of pissing while standing end once they get a PA.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: a PA?
Lady Pants: I bet it's a lot like putting your thumb on the end of a hose
Totally Inappropriate: Prince Albert.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: wtf is that?
Lady Pants: ALLOW ME
Totally Inappropriate: It's a piercing.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: oh
Dassa Hyooj Bish: never heard that term
(1:45:59 AM) Thicksnakey has left the room.
Totally Inappropriate: One puts a needle into the ;-)iehole, then pushes it in some, and out and under the penie-head.
(1:46:17 AM) Thicksnakey has entered the room.
Totally Inappropriate: Usually a hoop goes in.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: gotcha
Dassa Hyooj Bish: kind of like a clit ring
Lady Pants: http://www.corfield.org/bodyart/reverse.html [ed: NSFW]
Thicksnakey: ISP sucks.
Tatzelwurm: yip yip yip
Lady Pants: Enjoy!
Totally Inappropriate: Not like a clit ring.
Uppity Chick: *blink*
Uppity Chick: Clit ring?
Lady Pants: Not at all like clit ring.
Lady Pants: Just in a nono special place
Totally Inappropriate: People who pierce their clitorises are stupid.
Lady Pants: clitorii!
Totally Inappropriate: Heh.
Tatzelwurm: In more ways than one
Totally Inappropriate: Tortoises.
Uppity Chick: Actually, they're not.
Totally Inappropriate: Actually, they are.
Uppity Chick: It's a personal choice.
Totally Inappropriate: It's a choice to be stupid.
Uppity Chick: I know a great number of intelligent women who have them.
Uppity Chick: *shrug*
Totally Inappropriate: More often than not, the nerves in the clitoris are damaged by the piercing.
Tatzelwurm: Personal choice to get fried in drug induced premature kundalini?
Totally Inappropriate: The Smart chick gets the hood ornament.
Lady Pants: definition of kundalini please?
Thicksnakey: The last picture on that site is...weird.
Uppity Chick: And what of the women who already have no sensation? ;-)
Tatzelwurm: Hindus don't mess around with piercings for good reasons
Totally Inappropriate: I pity them.
Uppity Chick: It happens.
Lady Pants: It's having a drink!!!!
Totally Inappropriate: What's having a drink?
Dassa Hyooj Bish: I thought clit rings actually -give- sensation
Uppity Chick: They do.
Totally Inappropriate: I'm not going to repeat myself, heh.
Thicksnakey: I'm thinking of getting something pierced. Aiming for nipples. Gina freaked out and told me to go further south.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: grin
Totally Inappropriate: Scroll up for what I'd say right [here]
Dassa Hyooj Bish: actually, thought of the ear or eyebrow.. but NOOOO
Totally Inappropriate: Gina wants you to get the ampallang.
Uppity Chick: You can't only get one nipple pierced, though, Phil.
Uppity Chick: You'd look off balance.
Thicksnakey: I'm still waiting for the hair to grow back on my eyebrows, thanks.
Uppity Chick: And it's wimpy to only get one :-)
Uppity Chick: *raise fist
Totally Inappropriate: Heh.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: I think nipple piercings look icky
Thicksnakey: Yes, I like to be symmetrical. :P
Totally Inappropriate: Pierced Nipple = Tub Stop
Thicksnakey: Ur?
Dassa Hyooj Bish: tub stop?
Totally Inappropriate: Tub Stop!
Thicksnakey: Ur.
Totally Inappropriate: -Daemon!
Uppity Chick: wtf is a tub stop.
Totally Inappropriate: :laughs like a raging GS nerd:
Thicksnakey: ...
Totally Inappropriate: It's a tub stopper.
Tatzelwurm: Oh godddd
Totally Inappropriate: For the water to not pass.
Thicksnakey: There is no water in my boobies.
Totally Inappropriate: Usually circular, rubber, with a ring on the top.
Tatzelwurm: brb ;]
Totally Inappropriate: TUB STOP.
Totally Inappropriate: Heh.
Uppity Chick: Actually, Gina, I've seen some women who looked horrible with nipple rings...
Uppity Chick: And I've seen some who looked spectacular.
Uppity Chick: I think it really depends on the body type.
Thicksnakey: I don't walk around shirtless much anyway.
Uppity Chick: *shrug*
Uppity Chick: I don't even notice my own anymore. ;-)
Lady Pants: Depends on if your knockers look good without the nipple ring to begin with
Grhimtaro: They look better on girls with small breasts.
Lady Pants: Aint gonna make them MORE pretty
Grhimtaro: girls with big breasts, and nipple rings look fucking weird.
Uppity Chick: Well, I'm not going to start talking about my breast size.
Lady Pants: Like floatation devices
Dassa Hyooj Bish: the ones I've seen though, it's only one. looks like only one nipple gets cold
Uppity Chick: But I've *never* heard complaints.
Lady Pants: "Pull ring in case of emergency"
Thicksnakey: I'll talk about your breast size!
Thicksnakey: Well, not really.
Uppity Chick: My breasts are not a topic for public domain, thanks.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: I'd rather see cool tattoos personally
Lady Pants: domain
Grhimtaro: I just got the speech about how cloud hunting wans't right.
Lady Pants: uhh... huh huh huh
Lady Pants: I heart tattoos.
Grhimtaro: Me, and Naomi are going to get tattoo's at simucon!
Dassa Hyooj Bish: I still haven't gotten piercing or a tattoo
Totally Inappropriate: ...geezuss.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: and I'm prolly older than all of ya
Dassa Hyooj Bish: bleh
Thicksnakey: I want some sort of funky wrist-thing.
Tatzelwurm: Oh, that's right.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: I want something on the back of my neck
Lady Pants: I am so much a dork. :-( I'm getting my next tattoo... my name in elvish.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: something tribal
Tatzelwurm: What tribe you from?
Dassa Hyooj Bish: just the design style
Grhimtaro: shit
Totally Inappropriate: If I was going to get my cack pierced, I'd say that the reverse PA is what I'd get.
Grhimtaro: Cowboy Bebop is so damn cool
Totally Inappropriate: I rather like the look of it.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: though if I were to do one I was connected to, I'd have to get celtic art
Totally Inappropriate: There's a few reasons I'll never get it, though:
Dassa Hyooj Bish: since I'm irish
Lady Pants: Breaking news! Arther likes wong hardware!
Totally Inappropriate: 1) Whipping my cock out for a stranger to stab.
Totally Inappropriate: 2) My cack being stabbed.
Grhimtaro: Naomi and I are going to get a potato
Totally Inappropriate: 3) My cack being stabbed slowly.
Lady Pants: Wendy's has good potatoes.
Grhimtaro: and under it it will say, "The potatoe famine was a blessing!"
Totally Inappropriate: 4) My cack having a ring slide through it.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: he needs an upgrade, he only has a 3 1/2" floppy drive
Uppity Chick: Ok, I think I've had enough of the cock talk.
Totally Inappropriate: 5) The pain and throbbing associated with my cack being stabbed.
Uppity Chick: Sayori, thanks for the invite.
Uppity Chick: I'm out.
(1:57:33 AM) Uppity Chick has left the room.
Totally Inappropriate: Bye.
Totally Inappropriate: :snorts:
Lady Pants: But, just think! You can whip it out at parties, and throw it in girls' laps!
Lady Pants: And it's "cool" instead of "creepy and gross"!
Totally Inappropriate: I bet ol' Uppity Chick there would be pretty hip if she wasn't sort of a fuckhead.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: it's just MORE creepy and gross
Lady Pants: She's alright with talking about clits, though.
Totally Inappropriate: Yeah.
Thicksnakey: They'd like, stare at it for a while before shrieking.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: mmhm
Lady Pants: Ahh, delayed shriek.
Totally Inappropriate: I can't say anything about speculating on a cock piercing, but she can argue about a clit.
Dassa Hyooj Bish: and be like.. "so, what am I supposed to DO with it?"
Lady Pants: "Just touch it."
Lady Pants: "Please?"
Totally Inappropriate: :touches:
Grhimtaro: :moans:
Thicksnakey: "You strap it in and feel the G's." or something.
Lady Pants: Riiight. Moving right along.
Thicksnakey: Rurr.
Totally Inappropriate: Um.
Totally Inappropriate: Space Adventure Cobra!
Stupid. And if you missed it, ;-)iehole means winkiehole ... see, wink? Yeah. Stupid.
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