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Versus LEKNORCHAT3!!
As some of you know, chat robots exist and they are not just fun little toys. They can be more dangerous than nuclear arms. To learn more, taste the conflict and taste the wickedry.
Star Wars Dorks
If you'd like to witness me and a friend of mine gibber about Star Wars then this conversation is for you. And probably only you.
In the Junk
A chat room conversation about getting piercings. In the Junk. Not for the faint of heart. Also featuring an uppity, hypocritical bitch. See for yourself, if you're brave and bored enough.
In the Junk (Censored)
The same chat room conversation about getting piercings. In the Junk. This one is for the faint of heart. Also featuring an uppity, hypocritical ill-tempered woman. See for yourself if the censorship makes it funnier.
Mike Brown
Baka Neko: Do you talk to Mike BROWN!?
Schadenfreude Symphony: I do, here and there.
Baka Neko: Why?! He's evil and mean!
Baka Neko: He said way mean things to me!
Schadenfreude Symphony: Like what?
Baka Neko: You should disown him for life. For his meanness.
Baka Neko: You know!
Schadenfreude Symphony: Argh.
Schadenfreude Symphony: When was he mean to you last?
Baka Neko: The last time.
Baka Neko: I haven't talked to him since the LAST time. You told me not to. And I listened. Because I'm obedient.
Schadenfreude Symphony: Obedient, eh?
Schadenfreude Symphony: Were I less a gentleman, I might put that to the test, and deviously tug at my mustache!
Schadenfreude Symphony: Mwa haa!
Baka Neko: Do you have a mustache?!
Schadenfreude Symphony: Just an evil one.
Baka Neko: I want an evil mustache! You're lucky.
Schadenfreude Symphony: Well, I offer rides for the less fortunate.
Schadenfreude Symphony: OH DAMN, TOTALLY DIRTY.
Schadenfreude Symphony: :snort, snort:
Baka Neko: Mustache rides?!
Schadenfreude Symphony: LAWLS.
kia spake thusly: I suppose penises are kinda cute.
The Tang Goo has entered the room.
The Tang Goo: Ugh.
Fortified Eeyore: GREGZ0R
Yshkabob: Howdy.
The Tang Goo: 57R355X0R
The Tang Goo: 5uX0R
The Tang Goo: M07H3rPhuX0R
Fortified Eeyore: 9r39z0r 15 57r3553d 0u7
kia spake thusly: What are you even SAYING.
kia spake thusly: Shut up and go look at the monchichis!!!!
The Tang Goo: 9r39X0R w4n75 v4c47i0NZ0r
kia spake thusly: I fear numbers and therefore cannot even begin to translate your nonsense.
Fortified Eeyore: 9r39z0r d353rv35 4 v4c4710nz0r
The Tang Goo: m057 d3v310P3R5 947 m0r3 7h4n 0n3 m0n7h 70 m4k3 3-c0mm 570r3
kia spake thusly: Something something a vacalinozor.
kia spake thusly: Yeaaaaa.
kia spake thusly: That's what it says.
The Tang Goo: bu7 n07 m3X0R
Fortified Eeyore: 947?
kia spake thusly: I'm going to cry.
Fortified Eeyore: wtf 947?\
Fortified Eeyore: 937??
The Tang Goo: 947?
kia spake thusly: 867-5309
The Tang Goo: j00 w4n7 m3 70 8u57 c4pzor?
kia spake thusly: /me runs far, far away!
Fortified Eeyore: Heh.
Fortified Eeyore: 8u57 1337 c4pz 1n 7h47 455
The Tang Goo: 0IC i m34n7 '937' n43 'g47'.
The Tang Goo: h44444444444
Fortified Eeyore: h4 h4h4h4h4h h4h4
You Do Not Know This Guy: i do masturbate constantly.
You Do Not Know This Guy: unless i happen to find sex.
Your Host: Well, Ivmreaklnsa;
You Do Not Know This Guy: then i have sex intead of masturbating.
Your Host: I'm trying to eat, here.
You Do Not Know This Guy: that's nice.
This Chick Seriously Sucks: dude
Your Host: <
You Do Not Know This Guy: mmm.
You Do Not Know This Guy: sex.
This Chick Seriously Sucks: putting peanut butter on your dick and having the neighbor's dog lick it ain't sex
Your Host: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
You Do Not Know This Guy: gross
You Do Not Know This Guy: i have my own dog, thanks.
This Chick Seriously Sucks: haha!
Your Host: ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH111
You Do Not Know This Guy: :-)
pet81pet: are you m or f?
pet81pet: male or female?
gadiv circa 2002: Morf. I am Morf, the Shape.
pet81pet: :-( or :-)?
gadiv circa 2002: I am Sappy.
pet81pet: |-)
pet81pet: \-)
pet81pet: >:o
gadiv circa 2002: Hey, that's a cute one.
gadiv circa 2002: Looks pissed.
pet81pet: excuse me, but i don't write english very well!
gadiv circa 2002: English is fun stuff.
gadiv circa 2002: Words and all.
pet81pet: are you male?
gadiv circa 2002: If I were a mailman, I'd be mail male.
pet81pet: i'm male and you?
pet81pet wants to directly connect.
gadiv circa 2002 declines request; no connection was made.
gadiv circa 2002: Sorry about that, I don't connect with strangers.
gadiv circa 2002: That's like unprotected sex with carnival dwarves.
pet81pet: ?
pet81pet: i don't know!
pet81pet: what do you do?
gadiv circa 2002: I have unprotected sex with carnival dwarves.
pet81pet: excuse me, but i don't know what do you write !
gadiv circa 2002: All your base are belong to us.
gadiv circa 2002: You have no chance to survive make your time.
pet81pet: :-(
pet81pet: bye
gadiv circa 2002: Somebody set up us the bomb ! !
People are Strange ... when you're refusing to sing a Doors song....
Pharmacia de Sueño: dude... this is gonna sound weird...
Pharmacia de Sueño: but I have the biggest banana ever in my hands
Pharmacia de Sueño: it's probably like a pound
Jawsh: EVER?
Jawsh: WOah
Pharmacia de Sueño: it's just really thick
Jawsh: Not long? Just thick?
Pharmacia de Sueño: yup
Pharmacia de Sueño: not that long...
Pharmacia de Sueño: normal banana length
Jawsh: How big in diameter?
Pharmacia de Sueño: maybe a LITTLE longer than normal
Pharmacia de Sueño: dunno... but I got a ruler downstairs
Pharmacia de Sueño: hold on
Pharmacia de Sueño: bout 1.4 inches
Pharmacia de Sueño: in diameter
Jawsh: Yeah?
Pharmacia de Sueño: yup
Fortified Eeyore: That sounds like a plantaine.
Pharmacia de Sueño: was about 8 inches long
Pharmacia de Sueño: tip to tip
ChrisTie: ...
Pharmacia de Sueño: ...
Fortified Eeyore: Nicely done, Rhettard.
Fortified Eeyore: STFU
More to come...
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