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This is totally true.
Babies happens when a man and a woman love each other very much, and the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina, and then removes it a little, and puts it back in. This happens a whole bunch of times until he ejaculates.
Think of it like doing push-ups until you vomit.
The woman's belly devil then eats all the ejaculation, known as "semen" or "spermz" until it is fat.
Then, due to an allergic reaction, the belly devil bloats in size to many times its original dimensions. All belly devils are allergic to spermz, but it is so good they cannot resist.
Eventually, the belly devil must leave the womb of the woman, for he has not paid rent the entire time of his stay, which tends to amount to nine months, so the landlord must evict the belly devil. This is, of course, unless the mother was addicted to crack cocaine, in which case the belly devil will frequently try to skip out on the rent early.
At this point, he is forcibly ejected, despite his clinging tenaciously to a cord he has attached inside of the woman.
The baby then becomes a burden of the state, excepting in cases when the woman chooses to allow the belly devil to live with her outside of her body. Then the belly devil is incorporated into society and treated as another human being, which will undergo processing through educational institutions in a few years, once its devilish nature has mostly subsided.
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